......Cinnamon!
Yes, folks, the votes are in and you called it!
Cinnamon is the next cum flavor for the elf in my latest story from THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE
Thank you to everyone who voted!
I am going to have fun combining peanut butter and cinnamon....I think I should go in my kitchen right now and do some flavor research, LOL Then I will have to add this flavor to the manuscript and ship it off to my editor!
Stay tuned for Book Four of THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE.....
FUN & GAMES WITH RUDOLPH!!!
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Showing posts with label Ms. Claus's List. Show all posts
Wednesday, July 31, 2013
Sunday, July 28, 2013
Who is cumming down that chimney during Christmas in July?
It's Secret Santa!! My first Christmas book with a surprise twist ending is always a fun read to beat the summer heat.
I still need your help writing the next THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE book!
All Santa's elves in THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE have candy flavored cum. ...... but I'm still writing Book Four for this Christmas!
It's the story of Lars....the sexy but cocky elf from Books One, Two and Three. This notorious Lothario needs happy ending, but what will it taste like?
My readers need to decide!!!
Make your choice on the poll to the left of the screen and I will make the next elf have the flavor cum that YOU chose!
Then post a comment for a chance to win YOUR CHOICE of one book from THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE
Book One MS. CLAUS'S LIST
Book Two Pip's Boxing Day Wish
Book Three A Gift For Santa
Winners of books and the cumtastic winning cum flavor will be announced Wednesday July 31st!
While
you wait to hear what candy flavored goodness will be cumming this
December, Enjoy this FREE download of sexy m/m Christmas stories
<---------- font="">
STUFF MY STOCKING
M/M Romance Stories that are Nice and...Naughty
But there is more Christmas fun to be had even if you aren' an elf in THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE
Secret Santa
It's Christmas Eve and Adam has a special gift for Paul - himself, wrapped in a big red bow.
I still need your help writing the next THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE book!
All Santa's elves in THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE have candy flavored cum. ...... but I'm still writing Book Four for this Christmas!
It's the story of Lars....the sexy but cocky elf from Books One, Two and Three. This notorious Lothario needs happy ending, but what will it taste like?
My readers need to decide!!!
Make your choice on the poll to the left of the screen and I will make the next elf have the flavor cum that YOU chose!
Then post a comment for a chance to win YOUR CHOICE of one book from THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE
Book One MS. CLAUS'S LIST
Book Two Pip's Boxing Day Wish
Book Three A Gift For Santa
Winners of books and the cumtastic winning cum flavor will be announced Wednesday July 31st!
While
you wait to hear what candy flavored goodness will be cumming this
December, Enjoy this FREE download of sexy m/m Christmas stories<---------- font="">
STUFF MY STOCKING
M/M Romance Stories that are Nice and...Naughty
But there is more Christmas fun to be had even if you aren' an elf in THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE
Secret Santa
It's Christmas Eve and Adam has a special gift for Paul - himself, wrapped in a big red bow.
Blindfolded and ready for a magical holiday, Adam anxiously waits for
his boyfriend to come and unwrap him. Just when he thinks their date has
been forgotten, the door bursts open and his lover arrives. They have
the best sex of Adam’s life, but afterward Paul disappears before Adam
can catch his breath or remove the blindfold.
Left with only the memory of a tender kiss, a mysterious Santa hat, and a
tray of half-eaten cookies, Adam soon discovers his lover was not who
he thought it was...
~Excerpt~
Paul wasn’t coming.
That hurt far more than he cared to admit.
Adam cursed. He was a dip-shit for blindfolding
himself and spreading out over the couch for the last half hour, his bare ass
in the air. His poor dick shriveled up in foolish embarrassment, and the damn
ribbon seemed pretty stupid all of a sudden, too. Maybe he would just eat all
the cookies Kathy left out for Santa. And the box in the pantry. Hell, in his
state of mind, maybe he’d even eat Aunt Edna’s fruitcake.
With a depressed sigh, he straightened up and
reached for his blindfold.
Suddenly, an incredibly warm burst of air rushed
from the fireplace and whipped around his naked body. His cock shivered from
the lube he slicked over it earlier and
his nostrils filled with the scent of peppermint and vanilla.
“What the…?” Adam’s heart skipped. He shuddered
hard and his head snapped toward the source of the wind, the bells on the tree
answering with a tinny jingle. Before his brain could process the bizarre
phenomenon in his fireplace, there was a whooshing sound and the slam of a
door.
“Paul?” His voice held a tremor of uncertainty.
A sharp, masculine intake of breath was the only
answer
Adam expelled his own breath in relief. He hadn’t
realized how hard his blood had been pounding just then. He had no clue why
Paul was late, but he didn’t really care. He was here now. Tremors of gratitude
and anticipation rippled down his spine, prickling the skin with goosebumps.
The scent of something unexpectedly wonderful he couldn’t identify lingered
near him, and he wondered if Kathy bought new candles.
“I’m glad you came, Paul. Hold on.” Adam hastily
repositioned his elbows on the edge of the couch and spread his legs wide, once
again sticking his ass up in the air. His self-imposed vulnerability made his
stomach tremble and his dick snapped back to attention.
Damn, it had been too long since they’d hooked
up.
“Merry Christmas, baby,” Adam said in a low,
husky tone. He shifted a little, just to tease. “Wanna open your present?”
THANKS for visiting with me during CHRISTMAS IN JULY!
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Wednesday, July 24, 2013
It's all about Santa!!
I hope you are having a happy Christmas in July!
I am sure hoping that you can help me write the next THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE book!
All Santa's elves in THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE have candy flavored cum. ...... but I'm still writing Book Four for this Christmas!
It's the story of Lars....the sexy but cocky elf from Books One, Two and Three. This notorious Lothario needs happy ending, but what will it taste like?
My readers need to decide!!!
Make your choice on the poll to the left of the screen and I will make the next elf have the flavor cum that YOU chose!
Then post a comment for a chance to win YOUR CHOICE of one book from THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE
Book One MS. CLAUS'S LIST
Book Two Pip's Boxing Day Wish
Book Three A Gift For Santa
The cumtastic winning cum flavor will be announced Wednesday July 31st!
While
you wait to hear what candy flavored goodness will be cumming this
December, Enjoy this FREE download of sexy m/m Christmas stories
<---------- font="">
STUFF MY STOCKING
M/M Romance Stories that are Nice and...Naughty
Then, find out what happens in THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE after the reading of Ms. Claus's List and we learn Pip's Boxing Day Wish
But what about SANTA???? Doesn't he deserve a gift for Christmas?
Find out in....
A Gift For Santa
The Naughty North Pole – Book Three
Since birth, demi-god Nick Claus has heard the demands, wishes
and dreams of all humans. Unable to grant the wishes of adults because
they want love, health, and peace on Earth—things he cannot provide—Nick
has devoted his eternity to granting the wishes of children by bringing
them toys on Christmas Eve.
~Excerpt~
“Look,” I began. “Running the North Pole is a lot of work. I have to keep things moving, monitor everyone and everything. Do you know how time-sensitive all of this is?”
“If time is an issue, why take away precious moments to come here with me?”
Was he being rhetorical or did he really want an answer? It didn’t matter. I’d dallied long enough. At least this little encounter had not ended with an argument. The only bitter sting of this meeting: the lonely one inside me.
I pushed my stool from the bar. “I should never have come. I need….”
A gentle touch on my arm stopped my retreat. “I know what you need, Nick.” His intoxicating tone went straight to my groin.
“I have work to do,” I argued.
“You always give everyone what they want. Don’t you think it’s time Santa got a gift for Christmas?”
Crossing my arms, I frowned. He never called me Santa except to be derogatory, and I sort of hated it when he did. With him I enjoyed being just plain Nick.
With a sly look, he tossed some cash on the bar. “If you stopped running away from me, Nicky, you might get lucky.”
I bristled. “I don’t run away. I might leave, but only because I get sick of that mouth of yours.”
Jack licked his lips, and damn if I could stop myself from staring at the way his tongue slid over those enticing pieces of flesh. I swallowed hard and all bravado and irritation fled in the face of such temptation.
“You haven’t seen enough of my mouth to really be sick of it.”
My eyes widened and the thud-thud of my heart in my chest seemed impossibly loud. The air in the bar felt hot and suffocating all of a sudden. I fought the urge to tug on my turtleneck and release some heat.
Piercing blue eyes met mine. “Come on. I double-dog dare ya.”
A breathy chuckle escaped me. “What are you, eight years old?”
Smirking, Jack slid off his stool. “I have a room across the way at the Holiday Inn. Care to finally make good on all this back and forth, or do you just wanna take care of your North Pole yourself?”
I am sure hoping that you can help me write the next THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE book!
All Santa's elves in THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE have candy flavored cum. ...... but I'm still writing Book Four for this Christmas!
It's the story of Lars....the sexy but cocky elf from Books One, Two and Three. This notorious Lothario needs happy ending, but what will it taste like?
My readers need to decide!!!
Make your choice on the poll to the left of the screen and I will make the next elf have the flavor cum that YOU chose!
Then post a comment for a chance to win YOUR CHOICE of one book from THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE
Book One MS. CLAUS'S LIST
Book Two Pip's Boxing Day Wish
Book Three A Gift For Santa
The cumtastic winning cum flavor will be announced Wednesday July 31st!
While
you wait to hear what candy flavored goodness will be cumming this
December, Enjoy this FREE download of sexy m/m Christmas stories<---------- font="">
STUFF MY STOCKING
M/M Romance Stories that are Nice and...Naughty
Then, find out what happens in THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE after the reading of Ms. Claus's List and we learn Pip's Boxing Day Wish
But what about SANTA???? Doesn't he deserve a gift for Christmas?
Find out in....
A Gift For Santa
The Naughty North Pole – Book Three
Since birth, demi-god Nick Claus has heard the demands, wishes
and dreams of all humans. Unable to grant the wishes of adults because
they want love, health, and peace on Earth—things he cannot provide—Nick
has devoted his eternity to granting the wishes of children by bringing
them toys on Christmas Eve.
But what about the things Nick wants? Will he ever find the love he
craves? Or will he continue to pretend the North Pole has not become
lonely and Christmas is all he needs?
Enter Jack Frost.
The winter sprite has been teasing Nick and flirting with him ever since
the first kiss they shared, centuries ago. With a saucy proposition,
Jack convinces Nick to take a few minutes out for himself despite the
busy Christmas season. The catch is, Jack hates Christmas.
Will Nick be able to melt the heart of Jack Frost, or will he end up getting frostbite from this sexy, naughty sprite?
~Excerpt~
“Look,” I began. “Running the North Pole is a lot of work. I have to keep things moving, monitor everyone and everything. Do you know how time-sensitive all of this is?”
“If time is an issue, why take away precious moments to come here with me?”
Was he being rhetorical or did he really want an answer? It didn’t matter. I’d dallied long enough. At least this little encounter had not ended with an argument. The only bitter sting of this meeting: the lonely one inside me.
I pushed my stool from the bar. “I should never have come. I need….”
A gentle touch on my arm stopped my retreat. “I know what you need, Nick.” His intoxicating tone went straight to my groin.
“I have work to do,” I argued.
“You always give everyone what they want. Don’t you think it’s time Santa got a gift for Christmas?”
Crossing my arms, I frowned. He never called me Santa except to be derogatory, and I sort of hated it when he did. With him I enjoyed being just plain Nick.
With a sly look, he tossed some cash on the bar. “If you stopped running away from me, Nicky, you might get lucky.”
I bristled. “I don’t run away. I might leave, but only because I get sick of that mouth of yours.”
Jack licked his lips, and damn if I could stop myself from staring at the way his tongue slid over those enticing pieces of flesh. I swallowed hard and all bravado and irritation fled in the face of such temptation.
“You haven’t seen enough of my mouth to really be sick of it.”
My eyes widened and the thud-thud of my heart in my chest seemed impossibly loud. The air in the bar felt hot and suffocating all of a sudden. I fought the urge to tug on my turtleneck and release some heat.
Piercing blue eyes met mine. “Come on. I double-dog dare ya.”
A breathy chuckle escaped me. “What are you, eight years old?”
Smirking, Jack slid off his stool. “I have a room across the way at the Holiday Inn. Care to finally make good on all this back and forth, or do you just wanna take care of your North Pole yourself?”
THANKS for visiting with me during CHRISTMAS IN JULY!
Leave a COMMENT w/ an EMAIL for a chance to WIN!!
Friday, July 19, 2013
More Christmas in July fun!!
Merry Christmas in July!
HELP!!!
I need my readers to help me write the next THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE book!!
As you all know, in THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE Santa's elves have candy flavored cum. ......Oh, you didn't know?
Where have you been?? LOL
Book Four is cumming this Christmas! It's the story of Lars....the sexy but cocky elf from Books One, Two and Three. This notorious Lothario needs happy ending, but what will it taste like?
It's up for YOU to decide!!!
Make your choice on the poll to the left of the screen and I will make the next elf have the flavor cum that YOU chose!
Then post a comment for a chance to win YOUR CHOICE of one book from THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE
Book One MS. CLAUS'S LIST
Book Two Pip's Boxing Day Wish
Book Three A Gift For Santa
The cumtastic winning flavor will be announced Wednesday July 31st!
While you wait to hear what candy flavored goodness will be cumming this December, Enjoy this FREE download of sexy m/m Christmas stories
<---------- font="">
STUFF MY STOCKING
M/M Romance Stories that are Nice and...Naughty
Then, find out what happens in THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE after Book One ends in Ms. Claus's List and Boxing Day begins
Pip's Boxing Day Wish
The Naughty North Pole – Book Two
All Pip wanted when he came to the North Pole as one of Santa’s
elves was to belong. He thought he would finally find acceptance by his
peers after Santa’s sister Ms. Claus selected him and two elves for a
wild night of debauchery on Christmas Eve. Unfortunately, the morning
after the hot four-way, it seems Pip’s reputation has gone from juvenile
delinquent to slut.
~Excerpt~
Santa spoke. “I was just informed this morning the South Yule Post
isn’t online. I have a group of dignitaries coming in two days to check
out the new reindeer fawns. They will be flying that way, and I want to
know the moment they arrive. It’s not terribly important, what with the
yeti migration several months away, and I know I gave you tomorrow off
but—”
“I’ll do it,” I blurted, pleased as punch Santa himself had asked me for a favor.
“You didn’t even hear the rest of the request.”
“Oh, umm, I’m sorry, sir,” I said sheepishly, though I knew my answer wouldn’t change.
“I would like one of my personal Dökkálfar to take you out to the station. Do you think you would be available, say, tomorrow morning, to get the station back online?”
“Of course!”
After a grateful Santa left, my mind whirled. I couldn’t believe what had just happened. I had a special assignment from Santa Claus. Me!—the rescued street urchin, one of Santa’s pathetic ‘little helpers.’ I giggled, hugging myself to keep the happiness from exploding out of my skin.
Not one of the original elves asked to come here by Freyja, I had been sent to the North Pole by the folks back home in Álfheimr—the sky world of the Light Elves—because they had no idea what to do with me. Abandoned by my parents, I’d been a lowlife pick-pocket Charles Dickens could’ve written a story about.
What? Did you think because we were elves we didn’t do bad things? Didn’t lose people in the system? If it hadn’t been for the Santa’s Little Helper Work Release Program for orphans and juvenile delinquents, I’d probably be in jail somewhere. But he’d given me a fresh start, a purpose in life. I admired the man so much, I worked harder than anyone else in the program, and my probationary status had been lifted within two years of my arrival. Some of the older elves didn’t necessarily approve of my kind, but what they thought of me didn’t matter.
Santa trusted me with this assignment.
I would not fail him.
HELP!!!
I need my readers to help me write the next THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE book!!
As you all know, in THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE Santa's elves have candy flavored cum. ......Oh, you didn't know?
Where have you been?? LOL
Book Four is cumming this Christmas! It's the story of Lars....the sexy but cocky elf from Books One, Two and Three. This notorious Lothario needs happy ending, but what will it taste like?
It's up for YOU to decide!!!
Make your choice on the poll to the left of the screen and I will make the next elf have the flavor cum that YOU chose!
Then post a comment for a chance to win YOUR CHOICE of one book from THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE
Book One MS. CLAUS'S LIST
Book Two Pip's Boxing Day Wish
Book Three A Gift For Santa
The cumtastic winning flavor will be announced Wednesday July 31st!
While you wait to hear what candy flavored goodness will be cumming this December, Enjoy this FREE download of sexy m/m Christmas stories<---------- font="">
STUFF MY STOCKING
M/M Romance Stories that are Nice and...Naughty
Then, find out what happens in THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE after Book One ends in Ms. Claus's List and Boxing Day begins
Pip's Boxing Day Wish
The Naughty North Pole – Book Two
All Pip wanted when he came to the North Pole as one of Santa’s
elves was to belong. He thought he would finally find acceptance by his
peers after Santa’s sister Ms. Claus selected him and two elves for a
wild night of debauchery on Christmas Eve. Unfortunately, the morning
after the hot four-way, it seems Pip’s reputation has gone from juvenile
delinquent to slut.
And to make matters worse, the sexy green-eyed elf Erik appears
determined to ignore him despite their Christmas Eve connection. When
Santa sends Pip on a special assignment with Erik on Boxing Day, will it
be the most awkward day of his life or will Pip get the wish nearest
and dearest to his heart?
~Excerpt~
Santa spoke. “I was just informed this morning the South Yule Post
isn’t online. I have a group of dignitaries coming in two days to check
out the new reindeer fawns. They will be flying that way, and I want to
know the moment they arrive. It’s not terribly important, what with the
yeti migration several months away, and I know I gave you tomorrow off
but—”
“I’ll do it,” I blurted, pleased as punch Santa himself had asked me for a favor.
“You didn’t even hear the rest of the request.”
“Oh, umm, I’m sorry, sir,” I said sheepishly, though I knew my answer wouldn’t change.
“I would like one of my personal Dökkálfar to take you out to the station. Do you think you would be available, say, tomorrow morning, to get the station back online?”
“Of course!”
After a grateful Santa left, my mind whirled. I couldn’t believe what had just happened. I had a special assignment from Santa Claus. Me!—the rescued street urchin, one of Santa’s pathetic ‘little helpers.’ I giggled, hugging myself to keep the happiness from exploding out of my skin.
Not one of the original elves asked to come here by Freyja, I had been sent to the North Pole by the folks back home in Álfheimr—the sky world of the Light Elves—because they had no idea what to do with me. Abandoned by my parents, I’d been a lowlife pick-pocket Charles Dickens could’ve written a story about.
What? Did you think because we were elves we didn’t do bad things? Didn’t lose people in the system? If it hadn’t been for the Santa’s Little Helper Work Release Program for orphans and juvenile delinquents, I’d probably be in jail somewhere. But he’d given me a fresh start, a purpose in life. I admired the man so much, I worked harder than anyone else in the program, and my probationary status had been lifted within two years of my arrival. Some of the older elves didn’t necessarily approve of my kind, but what they thought of me didn’t matter.
Santa trusted me with this assignment.
I would not fail him.
THANKS for visiting with me during CHRISTMAS IN JULY!
Leave a COMMENT w/ an EMAIL for a chance to WIN!!
Tuesday, July 16, 2013
Christmas in July Fun Begins!!
Merry Christmas in July!
Until July 31, am looking for my readers to help me write the next THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE book!!
As you all know, in THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE Santa's elves have candy flavored cum. In Book Four coming this Christmas, we will hear a story from Lars....the sexy elf from the previous books. This notorious Lothario will get his happy ending, but what will it taste like?
It's up for YOU to decide!!!
Make your choice on the poll to the left of the screen and I will make the next elf have the flavor cum that YOU chose!
Then post a comment for a chance to win YOUR CHOICE of one book from THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE
Book One MS. CLAUS'S LIST
Book Two Pip's Boxing Day Wish
Book Three A Gift For Santa
The winning cum flavor will be announced Wednesday July 31st!
Get in the holiday mood with two stories
First a FREE download of some sexy m/m stories
<---------- font="" nbsp="">
STUFF MY STOCKING
And second, make sure you are up to date on what is going on in IN THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE by reading Book One--
MS. CLAUS'S LIST
I am Ms. Claus.
~Excerpt~
With a whistle, Nick shouted out, “Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer!”
Those weren’t the names of these particular reindeer, of course, but the call had become tradition. The elves and I joined in with the chant, too.
“Now, Prancer, and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!” Laughing, I looked down at Donna. Her face had flushed with excitement and cold.
Okay, I know it was cheesy, but hey. It was Christmas. If you couldn’t be cheesy at Christmas, when could you be?
Whoosh!
Magic sparks in red, green, and silver blasted from the back end of the sleigh, the release of magic, which made it fly. Another resounding cheer went up. I had to wonder if it was just the excitement of a year’s hard work being done and the joy of Christmas, or the show about to go down tonight, which had everyone so worked up.
The reindeer started to run in place above the ground as if they were on a treadmill, their hooves gaining speed. They might be awful creatures, but the sight they made was spectacular.
Nick raised his right arm and dropped it.
“Merry Christmas to all!!!”
On that command, the snarling beasts lunged forward faster than I had ever seen a reindeer move. All shouts and well-wishes were lost in a loud explosion, like blast of hot air from a gasoline-drenched pile of wood ignited by a firecracker. A rush of heat blew my hair back and the sleigh, our grandmother’s modified magical chariot, rose in the air. The jingle of bells and cheers were lost in the power of the vehicle.
Then my brother and his sleigh disappeared in a flurry of sparkles and heat.
It took a moment for the oxygen to sneak back into my lungs and I patted my face to be sure my eyebrows hadn’t been singed off.
“Dramatic much?” Donna whispered.
I sniffed in agreement. “You know Nicky.”
The two elves manning the entrance pulled the levers back. The doors slowly closed. When the last cog locked into place, shutting out the cold air and the last sight of the sparking comet trail of the sleigh, the launch chamber fell silent.
All eyes went to me.
Donna stepped back, as did those nearby.
I did a slow, dramatic turn, clutching the front of my cloak. I smiled at all of my people, two forgotten races of elves who vowed to keep me and my brother company for all eternity.
I slowly strutted into the space Nick had recently vacated with his sleigh, hesitating before I spoke, to allow Donna ample time to maximize impact.
Stopping, I faced the largest collection of eager elves, all of them atwitter with anticipation. The light faces, the dark ones, the black eyes and the green, all locked on me, holding their breath in anticipation of my next words. Smiling at my people, I knew what they needed. Sure, Nick cared for all their needs, gave them a purpose with which to devote our eternity. But only I knew what they craved.
Then, very dramatically, I dropped my cloak, revealing the skin-tight, red velvet halter top and too-short mini. I raised my arms in the air and let out a delighted squeal, finishing up Nick’s cry—
“And to all a good night!”
Until July 31, am looking for my readers to help me write the next THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE book!!
As you all know, in THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE Santa's elves have candy flavored cum. In Book Four coming this Christmas, we will hear a story from Lars....the sexy elf from the previous books. This notorious Lothario will get his happy ending, but what will it taste like?
It's up for YOU to decide!!!
Make your choice on the poll to the left of the screen and I will make the next elf have the flavor cum that YOU chose!
Then post a comment for a chance to win YOUR CHOICE of one book from THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE
Book One MS. CLAUS'S LIST
Book Two Pip's Boxing Day Wish
Book Three A Gift For Santa
The winning cum flavor will be announced Wednesday July 31st!
Get in the holiday mood with two stories
First a FREE download of some sexy m/m stories
<---------- font="" nbsp="">
STUFF MY STOCKING
And second, make sure you are up to date on what is going on in IN THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE by reading Book One--
MS. CLAUS'S LIST
I am Ms. Claus.
Note the Ms. not the Mrs.?
Santa is my twin brother…not sure how the married rumor got started,
eeew!...but he runs the North Pole except for that one most magical
night of the year: Christmas Eve.
When Santa is away, the elves will play. With me, if they’re lucky
enough to be picked from my List.
Please, no nice elves need apply. Because I really want to find out how naughty you can be!
~Excerpt~
With a whistle, Nick shouted out, “Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer!”
Those weren’t the names of these particular reindeer, of course, but the call had become tradition. The elves and I joined in with the chant, too.
“Now, Prancer, and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!” Laughing, I looked down at Donna. Her face had flushed with excitement and cold.
Okay, I know it was cheesy, but hey. It was Christmas. If you couldn’t be cheesy at Christmas, when could you be?
Whoosh!
Magic sparks in red, green, and silver blasted from the back end of the sleigh, the release of magic, which made it fly. Another resounding cheer went up. I had to wonder if it was just the excitement of a year’s hard work being done and the joy of Christmas, or the show about to go down tonight, which had everyone so worked up.
The reindeer started to run in place above the ground as if they were on a treadmill, their hooves gaining speed. They might be awful creatures, but the sight they made was spectacular.
Nick raised his right arm and dropped it.
“Merry Christmas to all!!!”
On that command, the snarling beasts lunged forward faster than I had ever seen a reindeer move. All shouts and well-wishes were lost in a loud explosion, like blast of hot air from a gasoline-drenched pile of wood ignited by a firecracker. A rush of heat blew my hair back and the sleigh, our grandmother’s modified magical chariot, rose in the air. The jingle of bells and cheers were lost in the power of the vehicle.
Then my brother and his sleigh disappeared in a flurry of sparkles and heat.
It took a moment for the oxygen to sneak back into my lungs and I patted my face to be sure my eyebrows hadn’t been singed off.
“Dramatic much?” Donna whispered.
I sniffed in agreement. “You know Nicky.”
The two elves manning the entrance pulled the levers back. The doors slowly closed. When the last cog locked into place, shutting out the cold air and the last sight of the sparking comet trail of the sleigh, the launch chamber fell silent.
All eyes went to me.
Donna stepped back, as did those nearby.
I did a slow, dramatic turn, clutching the front of my cloak. I smiled at all of my people, two forgotten races of elves who vowed to keep me and my brother company for all eternity.
I slowly strutted into the space Nick had recently vacated with his sleigh, hesitating before I spoke, to allow Donna ample time to maximize impact.
Stopping, I faced the largest collection of eager elves, all of them atwitter with anticipation. The light faces, the dark ones, the black eyes and the green, all locked on me, holding their breath in anticipation of my next words. Smiling at my people, I knew what they needed. Sure, Nick cared for all their needs, gave them a purpose with which to devote our eternity. But only I knew what they craved.
Then, very dramatically, I dropped my cloak, revealing the skin-tight, red velvet halter top and too-short mini. I raised my arms in the air and let out a delighted squeal, finishing up Nick’s cry—
“And to all a good night!”
THANKS for visiting with me during CHRISTMAS IN JULY!
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Wednesday, December 12, 2012
Two Matt Bomer Doves!
Two Mat Bomer Doves!
Okay, well it's not the best pun, but I think when you see this "White Collar" hunk, and star of this summer's hit "Magic Mike" you will forgive me!
So why do I love Matt?
Um.....really? You have to ask?
Just look at that body! Now THAT'S my idea of a wet T-shirt contest!!
*swoon*
So if seeing Matt has made you thinking Naughty things today on this 2nd Day of Sex-Mas then why don't you hop on over to Decadent Publishing and pick up one of The Naughty North Pole holiday erotica stories.
I am Ms. Claus.
Note the Ms. not the Mrs.?
Santa is my twin brother…not sure how the married rumor got started,
eeew!...but he runs the North Pole except for that one most magical
night of the year: Christmas Eve.
When Santa is away, the elves will play. With me, if they’re lucky
enough to be picked from my List.
Please, no nice elves need apply. Because I really want to find out how naughty you can be!
If you haven't got hooked on this naughty holiday series, get started with Book One, MS. CLAUS'S LIST today!As a gift, enjoy 25% off with special promotion code HF75Y at smashwords.com
Stay tuned for more Twelve Hotties of Sex-mas with LC Dean brings Jensen Ackles tomorrow!!
Hugh Jackman's partridge in a pear tree!
HUGH JACKMAN's partridge in a pear tree!!!
Well, not really, but a girl can dream, can't she?
Who wants a traditional Twelve Days of Christmas when you can have the TWELVE HOTTIES OF SEX-MAS!!!!!
For the next twelve days we will be reinventing the tired old lyrics of the song with a sexy new twist, and loads of eye candy to go along with it.
Oh yeah, and did I mention giveaways and discounts on ebooks?
Look at those abs!!
Those eyes!
Sexy!
I don't know what was harder.... those abs or trying to narrow it down to just a few pics of this uber hunk!!!
And what about that smile???
Yowzers!!
The first time I saw Hugh in X-Men, I was a goner!!
I tell ya, I'd love to do something in a pear tree with Hugh!
Now that you've had your eye candy, how about candy of a different kind?
In my THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE books, Santa's elves make their own candy and I'm not talking about candy canes! Well, unless you are referring to Pip, the hero of Book Two PIP'S BOXING DAY WISH!
His cum tastes like peppermint!!!
Oh yes....no joke! It's true!
Santa's elves have candy flavored cum!!!! I wonder if Hugh Jackman does......
If you haven't got hooked on this naughty holiday series, get started with Book One, MS. CLAUS'S LIST today!
As a gift, enjoy 25% off with special promotion code HF75Y at smashwords.com
Stay tuned for more Twelve Hotties of Sex-mas!!
Monday, December 10, 2012
Win a FREE Nook for you and a friend!
WOW!
What a great chance to win a gift for yourself and a friend! A NOOK with 45 books already loaded onto it for you.
Including my naughty fairy tale THE FROG PRINCE
GO TO THIS LINK TO ENTER
Good luck! You can enter more than once too!
In celebration of the season I wanted to ask you what your favorite holiday food was.
Cookies?
Ham?
Some family casserole?
Fudge?
Well for me one of my favorites is shortbread. Its a yummy, melt in your mouth dessert from jolly ol' England. Yes, Wadsworth is my real name, not a made up pen name. My family came from Bradford, England and moved to Detroit, Michigan just before my grandfather was born. This is an old family recipe...not too complicated but delicious and every time I eat it I am amazed by how sometimes the simplest things are the best.
From my family to yours, enjoy!
SCOTCH SHORTBREAD
Cream 1 cup butter and 3/4 cup powdered sugar till light and fluffy
Stir in 2 1/2 cup flour
Press into ungreased 8x8 pan
Bake 25-30 min at 300
Sprinkle with powdered sugar and cut while warm
And speaking of yummy things, have you read my THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE books yet? There are some treats there too! One lucky commenter who guesses what is so yummy about Santa's elves will win a copy of Book One MS. CLAUS'S LISTIf you haven't got hooked on this naughty holiday series, get started with Book One, MS. CLAUS'S LIST today!
As a gift, enjoy 25% off with special promotion code HF75Y at smashwords.com
Make sure you hit the next blog for your chance to enter for the FREE NOOK!!!
AJ Hawthorne ajhawthorne.com
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
Release Day!
Get your copy today from Decadent Publishing
If you haven't got hooked on this naughty holiday series, get started with Book One, MS. CLAUS'S LIST.
As a gift, enjoy 25% off with special promotion code HF75Y at smashwords.com
And dont forget about those naughty elves with their candy flavored cum......did I just say that? Why yes I did!!!.....in Book Two, PIP'S BOXING DAY WISH! You'll never think of chocolate and peppermint again without smiling and thinking of my elves!!!
Join me for a live chat on Facebook Thursday December 6th at 6pm PST in the Decadent Publishing Book Club group! Not a member yet of this Facebook Group? Leave a comment below and we'll get you all set up! We give away all kinds of goodies over there!
Since birth, demi-god Nick Claus has heard the demands, wishes and
dreams of all humans. Unable to grant the wishes of adults because they
want love, health, and peace on Earth—things he cannot provide—Nick has
devoted his eternity to granting the wishes of children by bringing them
toys on Christmas Eve.
But what about the things Nick wants? Will he ever find the love he
craves? Or will he continue to pretend the North Pole has not become
lonely and Christmas is all he needs?
Enter Jack Frost.
The winter sprite has been teasing Nick and flirting with him ever since
the first kiss they shared, centuries ago. With a saucy proposition,
Jack convinces Nick to take a few minutes out for himself despite the
busy Christmas season. The catch is, Jack hates Christmas.
Will Nick be able to melt the heart of Jack Frost, or will he end up getting frostbite from this sexy, naughty sprite?
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Cocktails and Cock Tales with Santa's Elves--Part One
Pip the Elf
What we are drinking:
Spiked Cocoa
Hot cocoa
Add a shot of whipped cream vodka
Enjoy!!
Deanna: Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule and joining us today, Pip! You elves must be very busy up at the North Pole this time of year
Pip: Glad to be here! And yes, we are very busy getting everything ready for Christmas.
Deanna: Now since you are new to the Cocktails and Cock Tales segment, lemme get you a drink. (((fills his mug)))
Pip: Hmmm, I like this interview already! I love cocoa, but Santa doesn't like us to drink too much so this is a real treat. (((sips happily at his cocoa)))
Deanna: From what you guys told me when I wrote your stories, Santa sounds like a bit of a prude
Pip: Oh, he has his moments, but c'mon, how can you not love a guy who devotes all his eternity to making toys for little kids.?
Deanna: True, true! (((raises her mug))) To Santa!
Pip: (((clinks mugs))) I'll drink to that! And between you and me, Santa is one hottie! Not an ounce of body fat and the best blond hair you've ever seen. He looks like a tall Nordic god. Probably because he is a tall Nordic god. Well, a demi-god anyway.
Deanna: I still can't get over that. And I'm sure it will shatter my readers previous ideas of jolly ol' Saint Nick
Pip: Most people don't know Santa's real name is Lord Nikolas Claus. He and his twin sister Lady Frieda are the half-human grandchildren of the Nordic goddess Freyja. Centuries ago, Freyja had asked the Ljósálfar—Light Elves like me—and the Dark Elves, or Dökkálfar, who lived in the earth, to come to the North Pole and serve her grandchildren. Long before I arrived, the humans sainted Lord Nikolas and now he goes by Santa Claus. Lady Frieda somehow got mistaken for his wife in the tales. She hates it when anyone calls her Mrs. Claus.
Deanna: Enough about Santa, we wanna hear about you! Can you tell us how you ended up working for Santa in the North Pole?
Pip: (((kicks back in his seat))) I wasn't one of the original elves asked to work in the North Pole by Freyja. I was sent to the North Pole by the folks back home in Álfheimr—the sky world of the Light Elves—because they had no idea what to do with me.
I was abandoned by my parents when I was young so I’d been a lowlife pick-pocket Charles Dickens could’ve written a story about. If it hadn’t been for the Santa’s Little Helper Work Release Program for orphans and juvenile delinquents, I’d probably be in jail somewhere. But Santa gave me a fresh start, a purpose in life. Now I work in the Electronics Department, making video games and stuff like that
Deanna: Cool, now can you tell me about this infamous List Ms. Claus has?
Pip: If you give me a refill (((holds out his mug expectantly)))
Deanna: Of course!
Pip: Thanks! Now the List is very much on the down low, let me start by saying. Santa knows nothing about it. You see, we work hard all year and when Santa takes off in his sleigh to deliver the toys, let's just say we party.
Deanna: When Santa is away the elves will play!
Pip: Exactly! Now any elf that wants to spend Christmas Eve with Ms. Claus enters their name on her list and she picks who she wants to spend the day with. This year I put my name on the list
Deanna: You did! Well did she pick you?
Pip: We'll, you'll just have to read MS. CLAUS'S LIST and find out!
Deanna: You tease!
Pip: (((gives a devilish smirk))) I know.
Deanna: Can you tell us about your book, coming out this weekend?
Pip: Yes! I have my own book! Can you believe it?!!
Deanna: Yes, silly, I wrote it
Pip: (((drains his mug and refills it with just vodka))) Whatever, Deanna, don't be stealin' my thunder. My book is called PIP'S BOXING DAY WISH and it tells the story of how I met my sweetie, the love of my life
Deanna: You gonna give us a hint as to who it is?
Pip: No way! You have to read the books to find out!
Deanna: Okay, one last question...you know I gotta pry a little. Do elves really have candy flavored cum?
Pip: (((throws back his head laughing))) Why of course we do!!!!!
If you would like to find out whether or not Pip gets selected for a naughty night with Ms. Claus leave a comment below and you can win a copy of MS. CLAUS'S LIST Book One of my Naughty North Pole Series
And stay tuned for Book Two--PIP'S BOXING DAY WISH coming this Friday December 16th from Decadent Publishing
What we are drinking:
Spiked Cocoa
Hot cocoa
Add a shot of whipped cream vodka
Enjoy!!
Deanna: Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule and joining us today, Pip! You elves must be very busy up at the North Pole this time of year
Pip: Glad to be here! And yes, we are very busy getting everything ready for Christmas.
Deanna: Now since you are new to the Cocktails and Cock Tales segment, lemme get you a drink. (((fills his mug)))
Pip: Hmmm, I like this interview already! I love cocoa, but Santa doesn't like us to drink too much so this is a real treat. (((sips happily at his cocoa)))
Deanna: From what you guys told me when I wrote your stories, Santa sounds like a bit of a prude
Pip: Oh, he has his moments, but c'mon, how can you not love a guy who devotes all his eternity to making toys for little kids.?
Deanna: True, true! (((raises her mug))) To Santa!
Pip: (((clinks mugs))) I'll drink to that! And between you and me, Santa is one hottie! Not an ounce of body fat and the best blond hair you've ever seen. He looks like a tall Nordic god. Probably because he is a tall Nordic god. Well, a demi-god anyway.
Deanna: I still can't get over that. And I'm sure it will shatter my readers previous ideas of jolly ol' Saint Nick
Pip: Most people don't know Santa's real name is Lord Nikolas Claus. He and his twin sister Lady Frieda are the half-human grandchildren of the Nordic goddess Freyja. Centuries ago, Freyja had asked the Ljósálfar—Light Elves like me—and the Dark Elves, or Dökkálfar, who lived in the earth, to come to the North Pole and serve her grandchildren. Long before I arrived, the humans sainted Lord Nikolas and now he goes by Santa Claus. Lady Frieda somehow got mistaken for his wife in the tales. She hates it when anyone calls her Mrs. Claus.
Deanna: Enough about Santa, we wanna hear about you! Can you tell us how you ended up working for Santa in the North Pole?
Pip: (((kicks back in his seat))) I wasn't one of the original elves asked to work in the North Pole by Freyja. I was sent to the North Pole by the folks back home in Álfheimr—the sky world of the Light Elves—because they had no idea what to do with me.
I was abandoned by my parents when I was young so I’d been a lowlife pick-pocket Charles Dickens could’ve written a story about. If it hadn’t been for the Santa’s Little Helper Work Release Program for orphans and juvenile delinquents, I’d probably be in jail somewhere. But Santa gave me a fresh start, a purpose in life. Now I work in the Electronics Department, making video games and stuff like that
Deanna: Cool, now can you tell me about this infamous List Ms. Claus has?
Pip: If you give me a refill (((holds out his mug expectantly)))
Deanna: Of course!
Pip: Thanks! Now the List is very much on the down low, let me start by saying. Santa knows nothing about it. You see, we work hard all year and when Santa takes off in his sleigh to deliver the toys, let's just say we party.
Deanna: When Santa is away the elves will play!
Pip: Exactly! Now any elf that wants to spend Christmas Eve with Ms. Claus enters their name on her list and she picks who she wants to spend the day with. This year I put my name on the list
Deanna: You did! Well did she pick you?
Pip: We'll, you'll just have to read MS. CLAUS'S LIST and find out!
Deanna: You tease!
Pip: (((gives a devilish smirk))) I know.
Deanna: Can you tell us about your book, coming out this weekend?
Pip: Yes! I have my own book! Can you believe it?!!
Deanna: Yes, silly, I wrote it
Pip: (((drains his mug and refills it with just vodka))) Whatever, Deanna, don't be stealin' my thunder. My book is called PIP'S BOXING DAY WISH and it tells the story of how I met my sweetie, the love of my life
Deanna: You gonna give us a hint as to who it is?
Pip: No way! You have to read the books to find out!
Deanna: Okay, one last question...you know I gotta pry a little. Do elves really have candy flavored cum?
Pip: (((throws back his head laughing))) Why of course we do!!!!!
If you would like to find out whether or not Pip gets selected for a naughty night with Ms. Claus leave a comment below and you can win a copy of MS. CLAUS'S LIST Book One of my Naughty North Pole Series
And stay tuned for Book Two--PIP'S BOXING DAY WISH coming this Friday December 16th from Decadent Publishing
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