Monday, August 19, 2013

Cocktails &Cock Tales with Artist PAUL RICHMOND


 Today we have artist Paul Richmond at the cyber bar. I know! I’m getting all kinds of highfalutin up in here, with artists on the blog! Paul designed the awesome cover for my book EASY RYDER and I was just sooo in love with it, and amazed by his talent I wanted to invite him to the cyber bar so he could share with us how he makes those wonderful book covers for Dreamspinner Press.
After graduating from Columbus College of Art and Design in 2002, Paul Richmond illustrated children’s books, concert merchandise, a nationally syndicated comic strip, a greeting card line, and a variety of large-scale murals. Only after coming out of the closet shortly thereafter did his fine artwork become a vehicle for exploring and understanding his own journey and developing a dialogue with other members of the LGBT community. His work has been featured in numerous group and solo exhibitions, art anthologies, and on the covers of over 200 novels. Paul is represented by Lyman-Eyer Gallery in Provincetown and he is the Associate Art Director for Dreampinner Press. He lives with his husband Dennis and their two whippets in Columbus, Ohio.

What we are drinking:


The Pink Fairy
50 ml Absinthe
15 ml Gin
75 ml Rose Water
15 ml Sugar Syrup
Put absinthe in a chilled cocktail glass, sling other ingredients twice and add to absinthe. 
Garnish with a rose petal. It’ll get you drunk.

Deanna: First things first, Paul. (((pours a round of Pink Fairies and passes one over))) Where are you, and what are you wearing?

Paul: I’m in my studio in Columbus, Ohio and currently I’m wearing a pair of bright pink boxers and a tank top. One of the many perks of working from home! :)
 
Deanna: Before we get into cock tales, tell me about these cocktails you brought with you?

Paul: Well, to be honest I just picked it because I like the name. LOL! The drink itself sounds like it might be a little gross, but since we’re just cyber-drinking, bottoms up!

Deanna: LOL, I love it! ((takes a sip)) Mmmm, it’s virtually delicious! LOL Now that we’re comfy, we can get started. So how you became a cover artist for Dreamspinner?

Paul: My friend Jane Seville was in the process of publishing her novel “Zero at the Bone” with Dreamspinner Press and she asked me if I would do the cover art for her. I had studied Illustration in college, and doing a painting for a gay novel sounded like a lot of fun. Sure enough, I had a blast, and the lovely folks at Dreamspinner invited me to do more. I worked as a freelancer for them for a couple of years and then became their full-time Associate Art Director last year. I couldn’t be happier – it’s a dream job!

Deanna: Can you walk us through the steps of making a book cover?
 
Paul: Every artist approaches it differently, and I have different techniques depending on the look I’m going for. My earlier illustrations were all done in oil paint on panel. Nowadays, I use a combination of traditional and digital techniques – whatever will give me the right effect. For my drawn covers, I start with a black and white pencil sketch that I send to the author for feedback.

Deanna: I remember how excited I was when I received the black and white sketch of EASY RYDER. I was so giddy I was showing everyone!!!

Paul: Then I render the image in detail, usually starting in black and white and then adding color as the final step.

Deanna: Do you read the books before you do the art?

Paul: I wish I could, but I would have to be a speed-reader since I usually make several covers a week. We have the authors provide pertinent details to our cover artists – a synopsis of the story, descriptions of the characters, etc.

Deanna: What is your favorite book cover you have ever done? You should prolly say EASY RYDER since this is my bar, LOL
 
Paul: Of course it’s EASY RYDER ;) Actually I don’t think I could choose a favorite because they’re all special and memorable to me for different reasons. The ones I enjoy the most are when an author is willing to try something really unique and unexpected. 

Deanna: How about another Pink Fairy, Paul?

Paul: ((holds out his glass)) I’d love one!

Deanna: ((tops them both off and takes a sip)) You were right, these are delicious in cyber world. I can’t even taste the alcohol! Now, do you create all of your covers with a computer?

Paul: ((sips his Pink Fairy)) A computer is always a part of the process because I add all of the type in Photoshop. My photo-based covers are also entirely digital, and even many of my illustrations are done that way now too.

Deanna: How does that help or impede your creative process?

Paul: I think it’s a huge help. With the click of a button, I can access more tools than I could ever possibly fit in my art studio – every kind of paintbrush, color, and surface I could hope for. And there’s no mess to clean up afterwards! Which is a big plus, because I’m a messy painter.

Deanna: Well I’m a messy writer, to let’s toast to that ((they clink glasses)). I have so many papers lying around it’s borderline ridiculous! What was the hardest part about making a book cover?

Paul: I think the hardest part for me is figuring out how to distill several hundred pages worth of story into one powerful image that will grab readers’ attention. It’s difficult for authors too, because they have poured so much of themselves into their work and they often want to see as much of that world depicted on a cover as possible. But the best covers are the simplest. I don’t think my job is to spell it all out for readers, just intrigue them enough to pick it up and discover all that the book contains for themselves.
 
Deanna: And I think you do a beautiful job with that Paul. EASY RYDER is so simple yet complex because it really gives the feel of the 70s and hitchhiking. And Snake’s face? Forget about it!!! You NAILED his mad-at-the-world-sadness. LOVE IT! Did I mention that?

Paul's: ((chuckles)) You may have said so once or twice.

Deanna: (refills their drinks)) What is your favorite part of making a cover?
 
Paul: The hardest part is also my favorite – that initial conceptualizing phase is always a fun challenge. I strive to make each cover something special, and I love dreaming up new approaches.

Deanna: What helps you when you are stumped on a project? I usually have a cocktail … or three…LOL But that’s just me.

Paul: LOL! My art teacher always said if you haven’t cussed and pulled out your hair during the process of creating a piece of art, you probably aren’t finished yet. I think there’s some truth in that. But pushing through it is how you grow and learn. I don’t know if there’s a parallel for authors, but I find that when I have spent hours working on a piece of art, I start to see it differently than someone looking at it for the first time. It’s like I get too close to it. So I have to do little tricks to make myself approach it with fresh eyes. One thing I’ll do when I’m working on a painting is look at its reflection in a mirror. Seeing the image reversed helps me distance myself from it a bit. Similarly, when I’m working on the computer, I can reverse the image with a click and almost always immediately see what isn’t working.

Deanna: The mirror trick sounds interesting, and I can see how that would make you see it with fresh eyes. With writing, I often change the font to find typos, etc, because the eye fills in what the brain knows should be there and we get tricked.

Paul: ((raises an empty glass to toast)) Exactly!

Deanna: Oh no you’re empty! ((fills them both up))) Well, while Paul and I polish off these drinks—for which we make no promises as to the tastiness of them IRL—I want to thank all of you for stopping by. And a special thanks to my fellow Ohioan Paul Richmond for not only giving me a BEAUTIFUL book cover for my new book coming out this Friday with Dreamspinner Press, but for sharing with us how he continues to make these AMAZING book covers!

Check out Paul’s here:
Dreamspinner Press: http://dreamspinnerpress.com

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Sex Scene Faux Pas

*WARNING* This is going to be ranty.

When learning to write romance novels some of us study how-to books. You know? How to write deep point of view, how to plot a story, and how to develop believable characters. How to... do basically whatever.

While there ARE books on how to write sex scenes... I think some of you published authors need to go to your local library and check one out.

Yeah this is where the ranty part comes in...

Lately I have read some real lousy sex scenes. As an erotic writer, whether it is gay or straight, I am even MORE picky. One of my pet peeves is what I call the "And afterward..." that old way of closing the bedroom door and not letting the reader in. I recently read a book like that which was labeled Heat Level THREE.....um no, it was barely a 2.

But that's not what I wanna talk about today.

I really want to complain about two big pet peeves of mine:

1) The warm damp towel 
2) Tying off a rubber 

I just read BOTH of these terrible faux pas in TWO different books, both new releases. I couldn't believe people were still doing this!!

Umm, are there people out there who ACTUALLY keep warm damp towels by their bed and I just am out of the loop? 

I've worked in a beauty salon and various spas for almost twenty years, and we have towel steamers. Last I checked, normal people don't have those in their bedroom.

Dear Author, Wake up and smell the laundry! 

You're supposed to be a writer, for crissake, be creative! Wipe that cum up with the sheets. Write a funny scene where they clean up together. Better yet, make somebody eat that load. Hell, you can just pretend the cum magically disappears. I don't really care.

JUST NO MORE WARM F***ING TOWELS!!!!

Now, tying off a rubber???

Really? (insert heavy sarcasm)

Fucking really? (insert even more sarcasm)

Has anyone ever done this? Cuz, I wanna know WHY?

I mean talk about going from one extreme to another. One writer is so worried about cummy messes that their characters have a towel steamer under the bed, and the other is so worried about a little spooge getting on their garbage can lining so they make the guy tie his used condom off with a knot.
 
Now think about the logistics of this act. You just had sex. Amazing mind-blowing exaggerated-romance novel sex, at that. The guy slides off the condom, making sure to keep all that baby batter in the little reservoir... and then he wraps it around his finger and ties it off in a tidy knot like its a damn balloon or something.

Why in the name of hell would he do this?

What is the point?

Throw that shit in the trash! 


Is a guy really going to tie off a USED rubber and get lube and cum, and pussy or ass juice all over his hands? Those things are slimy when you're done with them....and if they aren't? Well, you doin' sumthin' WRONG, my friend! LOL 

Just the logistics of someone sitting there and tying off a used-up rubber boggles the mind.


It's dumb. 

Like really, really dumb. 

It makes me wonder if the author has a) ever used a condom or 
b)has even had sex.

So for the love of fuck, can all authors out there STOP TYING OFF RUBBERS!!!

Whew! *wipes brow* I feel LOADS better now.

Tee hee... see what I did there? Yeah, that was punny. :)

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

And the cum flavor is.....

......Cinnamon!

Yes, folks, the votes are in and you called it!

Cinnamon is the next cum flavor for the elf in my latest story from THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE

Thank you to everyone who voted!

I am going to have fun combining peanut butter and cinnamon....I think I should go in my kitchen right now and do some flavor research, LOL Then I will have to add this flavor to the manuscript and ship it off to my editor!

Stay tuned for Book Four of THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE.....

FUN & GAMES WITH RUDOLPH!!!

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

No Christmas is complete without a Happy New Year!


I still need your help writing the next THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE book!

All Santa's elves in THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE have candy flavored cum. ...... but I'm still writing Book Four for this Christmas! 

It's the story of Lars....the sexy but cocky elf from Books One, Two and Three. This notorious Lothario needs happy ending, but what will it taste like? 

My readers need to decide!!!

Make your choice on the poll to the left of the screen and I will make the next elf have the flavor cum that YOU chose!

Then post a comment for a chance to win YOUR CHOICE of one book from THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE 

Book One MS. CLAUS'S LIST 
Book Two Pip's Boxing Day Wish
Book Three A Gift For Santa

Winners of books and the cumtastic winning cum flavor will be announced Wednesday July 31st!

While you wait to hear what candy flavored  goodness will be cumming this December, Enjoy this FREE download of sexy m/m Christmas stories


STUFF MY STOCKING
 M/M Romance Stories that are Nice and...Naughty







WELCOME ALEXA BOURNE!!
Author Bio:

Alexa Bourne is a teacher by day and a romantic suspense writer by nights, weekends, and all school holidays. She also teaches online classes for writers throughout the year. She is thrilled to be writing for Decadent Publishing and to have the chance to share her love of Great Britain with readers everywhere.
When she's not concocting sinister plots and steamy love scenes or traveling and exploring new cultures, Alexa spends her time reading, watching brainless TV and thinking about exercising. She loves to interact with readers, so visit her web page, hang out at her blog, follow her on Twitter or drop her a note at Alexa@alexabourne.com!




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Blurb:

Take-charge bodyguard Colin Munro believes working for the International Protective Network will be the perfect occupation for him. Unfortunately, his trial assignment is protecting a woman who has no intention of blindly following orders. Aye, he’ll bring the bonnie lass in line because there’s no way he’ll allow her to ruin his chance of securing his dream job.

Physically and emotionally scarred during her stint as a U.S. soldier, Joanna Grainger wants nothing more than to enjoy life. New Year's Eve in Edinburgh marks the beginning of her transformation. But when she witnesses a crime no one believes occurred, her plans come to a screeching halt. To make matters worse, her sexy but headstrong bodyguard has no compassion for her or the victim.

As danger hunts them during one of the busiest times of the year, Joanna must convince Colin she's a worthy partner. But first, can she convince herself?



Excerpt:

Joanna bolted upright. Darkness wrapped her in its hideous embrace. And silence reigned. Her heart raced. She flattened her hands on the mattress beneath her.



Mattress. Bed. Colin’s hotel room.



Rustling sounds came from the floor. The bedside lamp flickered on. Colin propped himself up, one knee bent and an arm dangling over it. He squinted against the brightness. “Are you all right?”



“I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to wake you.” She brushed her fingers under her eyes.



“Don’t be daft, lass.”



“I had a bad dream.” She smoothed her hair back off her face. Moisture beaded at her temples.



“Here we call it a nightmare.” He smiled, and at once she relaxed her shoulders.



“Americans do, too.” After another deep breath, she said, “I’ll be all right.” Once her heart rate slowed to normal. With her forearm, she wiped perspiration from her forehead.



He stood, padded into the bathroom, and ran the faucet. When he returned, he sat beside her, tucked his finger under her chin, and pressed the cloth to her cheek. The cool moisture soothed her burning skin.



She reached up and covered his hand with hers. “I can do that.”



“I know.” He brushed her fingers away. “But you’ll not.”



After a few seconds, he moved the wet towel across her forehead and to her other cheek.

When he reached her neck, she sighed and closed her eyes for a few valuable seconds.

“Thank you.”



His gentle caress reminded her how much she’d missed simple comfort…from anyone.



“You’re welcome.” The cloth soon disappeared. “Now, will you tell me what you dreamed about?”



“Mark Rawlings. I dreamed I was back in the train car and he was bleeding out on the floor. The guy with him faded into the background, but I could see the man’s hands and lips moving. I couldn’t hear anything, though. Then somebody jabbed me with something, and my blood drained out of my body, but there was nothing I could do. The guy standing stayed in front of me. There was another voice, but the words were garbled.”



“Did you see anyone else?”



“No, but at the end I wasn’t paying attention. I was losing consciousness.” She tilted her head to one side and into her palm. “Colin, what am I going to do if we don’t find the professor’s attacker soon?”



“We’ll take it one day at a time.” Strong, confident, able to leap tall buildings and all…even in the middle of the night.





Twitter: @AlexaBourne





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Sunday, July 28, 2013

Who is cumming down that chimney during Christmas in July?

It's Secret Santa!! My first Christmas book with a surprise twist ending is always a fun read to beat the summer heat.

I still need your help writing the next THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE book!

All Santa's elves in THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE have candy flavored cum. ...... but I'm still writing Book Four for this Christmas! 

It's the story of Lars....the sexy but cocky elf from Books One, Two and Three. This notorious Lothario needs happy ending, but what will it taste like? 

My readers need to decide!!!

Make your choice on the poll to the left of the screen and I will make the next elf have the flavor cum that YOU chose!

Then post a comment for a chance to win YOUR CHOICE of one book from THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE 

Book One MS. CLAUS'S LIST 
Book Two Pip's Boxing Day Wish
Book Three A Gift For Santa

Winners of books and the cumtastic winning cum flavor will be announced Wednesday July 31st!

While you wait to hear what candy flavored  goodness will be cumming this December, Enjoy this FREE download of sexy m/m Christmas stories

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 M/M Romance Stories that are Nice and...Naughty


But there is more Christmas fun to be had even if you aren' an elf in THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE

Secret Santa

It's Christmas Eve and Adam has a special gift for Paul - himself, wrapped in a big red bow.

Blindfolded and ready for a magical holiday, Adam anxiously waits for his boyfriend to come and unwrap him. Just when he thinks their date has been forgotten, the door bursts open and his lover arrives. They have the best sex of Adam’s life, but afterward Paul disappears before Adam can catch his breath or remove the blindfold.

Left with only the memory of a tender kiss, a mysterious Santa hat, and a tray of half-eaten cookies, Adam soon discovers his lover was not who he thought it was...

 

~Excerpt~


Paul wasn’t coming. 

That hurt far more than he cared to admit. 

Adam cursed. He was a dip-shit for blindfolding himself and spreading out over the couch for the last half hour, his bare ass in the air. His poor dick shriveled up in foolish embarrassment, and the damn ribbon seemed pretty stupid all of a sudden, too. Maybe he would just eat all the cookies Kathy left out for Santa. And the box in the pantry. Hell, in his state of mind, maybe he’d even eat Aunt Edna’s fruitcake. 

With a depressed sigh, he straightened up and reached for his blindfold. 

Suddenly, an incredibly warm burst of air rushed from the fireplace and whipped around his naked body. His cock shivered from the lube he slicked over it earlier and his nostrils filled with the scent of peppermint and vanilla.

“What the…?” Adam’s heart skipped. He shuddered hard and his head snapped toward the source of the wind, the bells on the tree answering with a tinny jingle. Before his brain could process the bizarre phenomenon in his fireplace, there was a whooshing sound and the slam of a door.

“Paul?” His voice held a tremor of uncertainty.

A sharp, masculine intake of breath was the only answer
Adam expelled his own breath in relief. He hadn’t realized how hard his blood had been pounding just then. He had no clue why Paul was late, but he didn’t really care. He was here now. Tremors of gratitude and anticipation rippled down his spine, prickling the skin with goosebumps. The scent of something unexpectedly wonderful he couldn’t identify lingered near him, and he wondered if Kathy bought new candles.

“I’m glad you came, Paul. Hold on.” Adam hastily repositioned his elbows on the edge of the couch and spread his legs wide, once again sticking his ass up in the air. His self-imposed vulnerability made his stomach tremble and his dick snapped back to attention.

Damn, it had been too long since they’d hooked up.

“Merry Christmas, baby,” Adam said in a low, husky tone. He shifted a little, just to tease. “Wanna open your present?”
 

THANKS for visiting with me during CHRISTMAS IN JULY!

 

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