Thursday, October 21, 2010

Top 10 Reason Trick-or-Treating is Better than Sex



10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.

5. Twenty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the morning after.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX.....

1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!

9 comments:

  1. I like Halloween cause you can also swap with someone else for something you like better. *wink*

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  2. You can also toss aside the ones you don't like even after one bite! Thanks for sharing very funny!

    evjochum@aol.com

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  3. Love this!!! Funny!!! Love the "boo" guy too.

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  4. Costume decided. I'm going as a ghost. So if i could just borrow that little sheet... : )

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  5. LOL you can have it Tara....I'll keep him!

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  6. Congrats Em-Musing!!! You win the random drawing for Red Riding Hood!! Hopefully it wets your appetite for some Ichabod tomorrow!

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  7. These are funny, but that picture really got my attention!

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  8. OMG! You're a regular riot, Alice! ;) Absolutely hysterical... I'm sharing this on my FB page for sure!

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  9. Very funny. *g* Thanks for sharing, Deanna.

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