Monday, October 31, 2011

Ichabod and the Vampire's Girlfriend

Firstly, Ichabod Crane would like to thank Miss Wadsworth for allowing him the use of her blog to champion a subject he has been passionate about for some time:

There Are No Such Thing As Ghosts!

The following interviews are all his thoughts and Miss Wadsworth would like to post them all with the declaimer: These interviews have no bearing on her own personal beliefs. Please hold none of Ichabod's nonsense against her.

Yes, well that was most unnecessary, Miss Wadsworth. Nonetheless, I am the schoolmaster in Tarrytown, New York and recently it has been brought to my attention that more than just my students are in want of a proper education. In my century there are many superstitious folks who tell tales of ghosts and goblins.

Well, Miss Wadsworth has kindly arraigned for me to interview a sampling of these, shall we call them ‘special’ people. Over the next two weeks they will be stopping by so that they may be given a chance to try and convince me that they are telling the truth and not simply barking mad.
So let's get started!

Ichabod : Today we have with us Catherine Ela whose story is being featured in a book entitled DRACULA'S KISS by JoAnne Kenrick, released 20th October. Catherine, aka Cathela, claims she just discovered vampires are a reality. Now, why don’t you tell us a bit about yourself?

Cathela: Well, hello Ichabod. I would say I'm looking forward to this interview...but I've a feeling you'll scoff at everything that comes out my mouth. Perhaps, though, once you see I'm a very level headed person, you might find it within yourself to be a little more open-minded about the supernatural occurrences you seem so adamant to disbelieve.

Ichabod: You doo seem to be a level headed woman, I must say. And completely human as well

Cathela: I'm a born 'n bred Essex girl. No. I don't wear white shoes and dance around my handbag, before you ask. Okay, so that might be a reference only Brits will understand, but you seem worldly enough to 'get it'. I'm a bank-teller, have been for many years. Before my awakening, I lived with a fellow banker. We had plans, and life was all about saving so we could afford to buy our own house. But there was a part of me that longed for something more. Something...different. Like you, I thought the paranormal belonged in fiction. And I did enjoy a movie about vampires. Their passion and thirst for life, even without a beating heart, appealed to me, and made me dream of a time where I could find such love and experience that feeling of not being able to be without the other.

And then, one night during a Halloween ball, my desires for something more got me in trouble. My boyfriend left me, sick of my vamp fetish, and I met Alec Murray. Of course I didn't know it at the time, but I had come face to face with a vampire. And since that night, my life has been anything but predicable.

Ichabod: You don’t say? Now give me an example of how that works?

Cathela: Well...who's to say what loving a vampire is going to bring from one day to the next. And the not knowing is what thrills me after what seems like an eternity of boredom. His passion for me is insatiable, his ability to please me impeccable, and it's a joy to share his thirst to enjoy every day rather than planning for what will be.

Ichabod: More comments from Ichabod…Well since you continue to insist that this is true, do you have any proof? Any other people that might vouch for your sanity?

Cathela: ((removes a lace scarf and undoes a few buttons from her dress. She then caresses just above her bosom and sighs in a dream-like way, her eyes glazing over suggesting she's fantasizing about hot vampire-sex)) See, bite marks. Alec did this.

Ichabod: (((blusters))) My word! Are those bite marks?

Cathela: yup

Ichabod: Unfortunately you appear unable to be reasoned with. Why don’t we discuss something more neutral? Can you tell me about this charlatan that has written your story?

Cathela: JoAnne? A charlatan? I don't think so. She writes the truth! JoAnne, like you, has studied the paranormal. Only her mind is a little...well a lot...more open than yours. Perhaps that's because she's seen a few things. The stuff she has come across would certainly cause you to break out in goosebumps and jump over the skeptic line. She's an ex ghost tour guide turned author, and has had many articles published about the paranormal published. JoAnne now writes stories about folks she's met while moving around the globe..ranging from Irish bar men to Liverpudlian gypsies and of course vampires. Did you know she's lived in five different countries? JoAnne's mind sure is broad. Not saying yours isn't, Ichabod, but--

Ichabod: Is there a way I can contact JoAnna so that I may speak with her personally about the nonsense she is perpetuating?

Cathela: She is so-o not going to be impressed with your attitude, Mister. You best tread carefully , and keep your skepticism to a polite level when you speak to her. She may just write a book about you. I'm guessing it won't be pretty. But since you are so insistent—I never could resist a man in command. If it weren't for finding my true love already, I might have to flirt with you a little—you can find her almost everywhere. She is addicted to social networks. Unfortunately. She would do better to write more stories about myself and Alec...we have many bedroom adventures JoAnne could tantalize her readers with. Here's all the places you find can find her, when she should be writing. YouTube Facebook. Twitter

Ichabod: And where can my followers purchase this book if they wish for a good laugh? I’m, assuming it is in the fiction category (((snort, snort )))

Cathela: erm, hello! Didn't you see the bite marks? ((Cathela shoves her bosom in Ichabods face)) Fiction indeed? I'm taking it that you never saw Anthony Stuart Head's True Horror documentary that proves vampires are real? It's in the vampire romance section..because that's what it is. Silly! By the way, where can we find your story? In the lunatic skeptic section? ((Cathela lets out a belly laugh)) And since you seem so insistent on, you can find here: Decadent Publishing Kindle US Kindle UK ARe BookStrand SmashWords. Perhaps once you've read it, your mind will be changed...and you will cross over to the dark side of believing in something non two dimensional.

Ichabod: Perhaps, but perhaps not.

Now if our readers would like to read it, all they have to do is leave a comment below and one lucky person will win DRACULA'S KISS and copy of THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY HOLLOW


BOOK BLURB:

Cathela's Office Halloween Ball is a complete bust. She spills out her Dracula's Bride costume, and her vamp fetish chases away her boyfriend. Only redeeming feature to the night? Necking multiple shots of Dracula's Kiss—a lush Black Cherry Vodka cocktail—and an interlude with a gorgeous man dressed Gary Oldman style.

No one comes close to satisfying Alec Murray's needs until he meets Cathela during some lame-ass party for bankers. One taste of her blood, sweet yet darkly dangerous, he knows she's perfect for him.

A night of goth bondage is planned for one. For the other, a night of sexual control is a must. A perfect fit. Alec is compelled to reveal his true nature, but can their relationship survive his dark secret?

BOOK VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABDhDtQR9RA

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Ichabod and the Cowboy Zombie Hunter

Firstly, Ichabod Crane would like to thank Miss Wadsworth for allowing him the use of her blog to champion a subject he has been passionate about for some time:

There Are No Such Thing As Ghosts!

The following interviews are all his thoughts and Miss Wadsworth would like to post them all with the declaimer: These interviews have no bearing on her own personal beliefs. Please hold none of Ichabod's nonsense against her.

Ichabod: Yes, well that was most unnecessary, Miss Wadsworth. Nonetheless, I am the schoolmaster in Tarrytown, New York and recently it has been brought to my attention that more than just my students are in want of a proper education. In my century there are many superstitious folks who tell tales of ghosts and goblins and, Miss Wadsworth has kindly arraigned for me to interview a sampling of these, shall we call them ‘special’ people. Over the last two weeks they have been stopping by so they may be given a chance to try and convince me they are telling the truth and not simply barking mad.
Today we have with us Josh Stanton from Belkin’s Pass whose story is being featured in a book entitled BOUNTY, available now by Hank Edwards.

Josh claims that he has the power to raise the dead. Now, why don’t you tell us a bit about yourself?

Josh: Thank you, Mr. Crane. I’m from Belkin’s Pass, a small town in the American Old West in the late 1880s. My mother and I lived in a small house far outside town on the edge of desert land called Venom Valley because of the poisonous things that make it their home. Sounds a bit like your tavern near Tarrytown, if you ask me.

Ichabod: (((raises his nose in the air))) I have no idea which tavern you refer to, sir

Josh: (((grins))) Yeah, right. Anyway, my mother disappeared when I was five years old and I was raised by the town schoolteacher, Agnes, who took me in and raised me as her own.

Ichabod: Well, that is quite kind of him, then again all schoolteachers, such as myself, certainly enjoy molding young minds. Now will you please explain to our readers how this raising from the dead business works?

Josh: Well, ever since I was young, whenever I get near to a dead body, I start to feel really warm. It’s like someone lights a fire inside me. And then the body starts to move, and, just recently, I discovered that when these bodies come back, they are hungry for flesh.

Ichabod: Hungry for flesh? Do you mean to say these bodies come to life and crave human flesh?

Josh: Sure do

Ichabod: This seems quite odd. Do you have any proof? Any other people that might vouch for this sort of incident?

Josh: Well, sir, there’s my best friend, Dex Wells, who’s a deputy in Blekin’s Pass. He’s seen it happen.

Ichabod: A man of the law has seen this?

Josh.: Yup. It was after a … well, after we had settled in for the night out in Venom Valley, but it happened. He didn’t know if he could believe me until he saw it with his own two eyes. We got in a right tight spot, we did. I really can’t talk about it anymore, it’s too disturbing.

Ichabod: Hmmm, I might have to speak with this Dex fellow. But for now can you tell me about this charlatan that has written your story?

Josh: Ah, this Hank Edwards, he’s a good enough fellow. He’s got a list of books of all different types: Fluffers, Inc., A Carnal Cruise, and Vancouver Nights, all of which I hear are comedies of sorts about a young man who, well, keeps performers aroused. Sounds kind of kinky if you ask me. There’s also Plus Ones, another comedy about a summer of weddings between two men. I tell you, if Dex and I could get married … well, let’s just say in the 1880s, that’s not much likely to happen.

Ichabod: (((snorts in disgust))) It’s not so good in the 1790’s either for men with such proclivities

Josh: (((scratches his chin thoughtfully at Ichabod’s almost confession))) Anyway, Hank’s got a time travel romance called Destiny’s Bastard and a thriller called Holed Up, about another lawman, but this one’s in something called the FBI, whatever that means. Hank’s been telling me he’s got lots of plans for me and Dex and that vampire Balthazar, as well as Glory and her protective spirit Ohanzee, that our stories are goin’ to become something called the Venom Valley Series. This Hank has been writing for darn near fifteen years now, and it don’t look like he’s aiming to stop anytime soon, thank goodness. I want to how all this turns out with me and Dex!

Ichabod: Well this fellow who has written your story seems to be an interesting chap. Can you tell me where I might be able to contact him?

Josh: Why sure! He’s on this thing called the Inter-webs at his WEBSITE. He’s also got something called a FACEBOOK and a page specially set aside for my story at THE VENOM VALLY FANPAGE . He does something called “tweeting” on TWITTER, and every Monday morning he posts a free m/m story to his blog with a group that call themselves the STORY ORGY. Sounds a might racy to me.

Ichabod: Indeed it does (((quickly makes note of this Story Orgy in his notebook))) And where can my followers purchase this book if they wish for a good laugh? I’m, assuming it is in the fiction category (((snort, snort)))

Josh: You’re kinda an uppity sort, ain’t you? I don’t think you’d last very long in Belkin’s Pass, if you don’t mind my sayin’ so. The book Bounty can be purchased at a few places: Amazon, All Romance eBooks and Smashwords

Ichabod: Uppity, eh? I believe I shall take that as a compliment. I would like to thank Mr. Josh Stanton for his interesting story.

If you readers would like to read this Venom Valley Book 1 BOUNTY where Mr. Stanton raises the dead (((chokes on a laugh))) all you need to do is post a comment and one lucky commentator will win the book along with my own slightly more realistic story, THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY HOLLOW

Monday, October 24, 2011

Ichabod and the Vampire

Firstly, Ichabod Crane would like to thank Miss Wadsworth for allowing him the use of her blog to champion a subject he has been passionate about for some time:

There Are No Such Thing As Ghosts!

The following interviews are all his thoughts and Miss Wadsworth would like to post them all with the declaimer: These interviews have no bearing on her own personal beliefs. Please hold none of Ichabod's nonsense against her.

Ichabod: Yes, well that was most unnecessary, Miss Wadsworth.

Today we have with us Jude, from London whose story is being featured in a book entitled THE POWER OF MUSE AND INSPIRATION by Michael Mandrake. Jude claims to be a vampire. Now, why don’t you tell us a bit about yourself?

Jude: Well, hello Ichabod, glad to be here with a creature as endearing as yourself. I’m the vampire Jude that lives not only on the blood of my victims but I thrive on the inspiration I receive from my partners.

Ichabod: Blood and inspiration, eh? That is a strange combination, I must say.

Jude: Not really. I’m an artist, a sketch artist to be exact and I’m searching for someone to bring the color back into my life. Right now, I’m chasing after a young man by the name of William Chatterley whose a best-selling author also seeking companionship. You’ll have to read to find out if I get my man.

Ichabod: Yes, I'll put the book on the top of my list. Now do you have anyone that could vouch for you, perhaps to prove that you are a vampire?

Jude: William Chatterley is the only other MC. He’s a gay writer with a book in the top two of novels on Amazon. The only other character mentioned is Andrew. He’s the competition for me but erm, he leaves the story rather quickly. ((smiles wickedly))

Ichabod: I may have to speak with this person another time. Unfortunately you appear unable to be reasoned with. Why don’t we discuss something more neutral? Can you tell me about this charlatan that has written your story?

Jude: Ah that would be Michael Mandrake. He’s also mentioned in the story by the narrator William. He’s the competition for him and we pay him a visit somewhere in the tale. Besides this masterpiece, he’s written A SECOND CHANCE, a gay cop novella and TRUE MEANING OF LOVE a small novelette which precludes the bigger story to come, THE COMPLETE PORTRAIT. Several shorts, too many to mention by him, this 39 gay Brit loves writing, surfing the net, music, and watching movies with foreign subtitles and the occasional porn flick. ((snorts))

Ichabod: I don't even know what that is so I'm just going to go on with my usual questions. Is there a way I can contact this author so that I may speak with them personally about the nonsense they are perpetuating?

Jude: Ah the author can be found at http://www.thelitriad.com website, http://tabooindeed.blogspot.com blog, and on Twitter http://twitter.com/#!/rawiyamikemblhttps://www.facebook.com/TheLiteraryTriad Again a sharing kind of deal. He shares that with Rawiya and BLMorticia. Why he doesn’t have his own, IDK. ((Jude shrugs)) And don’t forget the fan page on Facebook

Ichabod: And where can my followers purchase this book

Jude: Well it should be released before Halloween. Primarily at http://www.xoxopublishing .com

Ichabod: Thank you for coming today, Jude. You have been a most pleasant guest for a vampire. I have interviewed them before and they are generally quite confrontational.

I wish Ms. Wadsworth would line up some sane people for me to interview, but it seems she is insistent on providing me with delusional people. As a thank you for stopping in and reading my posts this October one lucky commenter will win a copy of my story THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY HOLLOW and BL Morticia's book ONCE UPON A TWISTED TALE-, a short story, adopting the theme of the Princess and the Pea from Hans Christen Anderson with an m/m twist.


So please leave your comment below and don’ forget to tell us how we can get a hold of you!

THE POWER OF MUSE AND INSPIRATION

William Chatterley is an up and coming author looking for a partner after many dead end dates. Finally, he believes he’s found a suitable mate in Andrew and they see one another.

The vampire Jude is weak from being without love in his life. When he sees the author, he desires him right away but his companion is a stumbling block.

How will he get passed it and when he does, will the mortal want to be his partner? What will he choose? Will Jude convince him to become his eternal lover?

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Ichabod and The Ghost


Firstly, Ichabod Crane would like to thank Miss Wadsworth for allowing him the use of her blog to champion a subject he has been passionate about for some time:
There Are No Such Thing As Ghosts!
The following interviews are all his thoughts and Miss Wadsworth would like to post them all with the declaimer: These interviews have no bearing on her own personal beliefs. Please hold none of Ichabod's nonsense against her.


Ichabod: Yes, well that was most unnecessary, Miss Wadsworth. Nonetheless, I am the schoolmaster in Tarrytown, New York and recently it has been brought to my attention that more than just my students are in want of a proper education. In my century there are many superstitious folks who tell tales of ghosts and goblins.

Today we have with us Remy Charles from Las Vegas whose story is being featured in a book entitled GHOST OF A CHANCE by Deena Remiel.
He'll be sitting in the recording studio for some reason...doubtless to substantiate his claims of being turned into a ghost of a man no doubt. Now, why don’t you tell us a bit about yourself?

Remy: Well, first Mr. Crane, thank you for the opportunity to lessen your skepticism as to the matter of ghosts. It may help a lot if we were actually in the same room for the interview. I understand, however, that for recording purposes, we have to sit in separate rooms. As for who I am, what I’m all about, it’s complicated. I was born and raised in Las Vegas. Parents didn’t have a pot to piss in, and it was a dreadful environment for me to grow up in. I dreamed of being so filthy rich that I’d never have to worry about when my next meal would be. I lived for school and education. It ultimately freed me from poverty.

Ichabod: I can relate to that, sir, being but a poor school teacher. Bet where does this ghost business come into your story?

Remy: I'm getting to that. I started my green company right out of college and married my college sweetheart. Here’s where it gets complicated, or messy at the very least. I was never home, always working, making a fortune, and becoming a building magnate in the process. The wife asked for a divorce, and besides taking a hefty chunk of my money, she laid a curse on me, the vengeful witch. I’ve been living my life ever since as a ghost.

Ichabod: So your ex-wife cursed you? And now you are a ghost? How so?

Remy: I can walk through walls, closed doors, any solid matter. That means I can’t touch anything or anyone. For a pretty good length of time, I can use my energy to create an outline of my form so I’m not completely invisible. But I do have to go invisible at regular intervals.

Ichabod: Naturally (((he scribbles in his notepad)))

Remy: It’s definitely changed my life, I can tell you that. Not for the better, either. I am so sick and tired of these jeans and t-shirt I’ve worn for the past 10 years! I miss the taste of food and a good beer. It’s put a real damper on all of my relationships, friends and lovers alike.

Ichabod: I suppose it would be difficult to take a lover if you have to be invisible. Do you have any proof of all this? Any other people that might vouch for your sanity?

Remy: Proof. You want proof. What more proof can I give other than being here? Why don’t you come into my recording room right now and see for yourself? Or are you afraid of letting go of your well-fortified false beliefs?


Ichabod: (((squirms in his seat))) I think I'll stay here where I am, thank you.

Remy: (((steals Ichabod's line)))Naturally. If you’re unwilling to believe your own eyes, I guess you could talk to Tracy, my ex-wife or Secoya, her voodoo-loving friend who put the Whammy on me.

Ichabod: I think I shall pass. I have spoken with people claiming to be witches, very confrontational creatures. Women and witches, actually. Now, an you tell me about this charlatan that has written your story?

Remy: Denial is a wonderful river isn’t it? All right, so you want to know a bit about Deena Remiel? I’ve got the biggest crush on her! Well, because for one, she believes I’m a ghost! Two, she’s written me a fabulously sexy woman, Susannah, and hot scenes that will surely have her smitten with me by the end of the book. This isn’t Deena’s first book, by the way. She’s been writing for a while now, ever since she became possessed by an invisible force and moved with her husband and two daughters from New Jersey to Arizona. In between blinking and teaching middle school kids how to write, she finds time to neglect the laundry, cleaning, and cooking in order to write more swoon-worthy books. If you want to talk with her yourself, make sure you have peanut M&M’s or Dove chocolate on hand. You’ll get a lot of info out of her that way. She’ll probably ask to take pictures and then scrapbook the whole event.

Ichabod: Well, she does sound like a lovely woman. Has she written anything else?

Remy: Another book she’s published with Decadent Publishing is a paranormal romance called TRINITY A BRETHREN NOVEL. RELIC, the second book in the series is coming soon. BRETHREN BEGINNINGS VOLUME 1, and PICTURE PERFECT are books she’s self-published. All are available wherever eBooks are sold.

Ichabod: Is there a way I can contact Deena so that I may speak with her personally about the nonsense they are perpetuating?

Remy: Let’s see if I can remember. Naturally, I can’t hold any paper nor write anything down. Oh yes, her website is www.deenaremiel.com. Her Brethren have a site of their own called, http://riseofthebrethren.wordpress.com. You can find her on FACEBOOK and Twitter. She also writes for a couple of blogs besides her own. She’s called Hot Lava Mama at PlotMamas. She writes Wednesday Witticisms every Wednesday at http://plotmamas.wordpress.com. Every 4th Thursday she writes about all things paranormal for the Para-Posse.

Ichabod: And where can my followers purchase this book if they wish for a good laugh? I’m, assuming it is in the fiction category (((snort, snort )))

Remy: Oh, oh, you’re hilarious, Crane, a regular riot. You can buy GHOST OF A CHANCE in a few places. First of all, you can buy right from Decadent Publishing
Or you can buy it from Amazon
It’s also available at AllRomanceEbooks and Smashwords

Ichabod: Thank you for stopping in, sir. You have been most helpful with my research.

As for the readers, if you would like to make a comment below, you can be entered to win this book GHOST OF A CHANCE and my own story THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY HOLLOW.

Don;t forget to leave an email!

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Ichabod and the Bear

Ichabod Crane would like to thank Miss Wadsworth for allowing him the use of her blog to champion a subject he has been passionate about for some time:
There Are No Such Thing As Ghosts!
The following interviews are all his thoughts and Miss Wadsworth would like to post them all with the declaimer: These interviews have no bearing on her own personal beliefs. Please hold none of Ichabod's nonsense against her.


Ichabod: Yes, well that was most unnecessary, Miss Wadsworth. Nonetheless, I am the schoolmaster in Tarrytown, New York and recently it has been brought to my attention that more than just my students are in want of a proper education.

Today we have with us Brandon Lord whose story is being featured in a book entitled PAWS ON ME by Silvia Violet.
It will be available on October 27.
Brandon claims that he has the ability to change shaped and become a black bear. Now, why don’t you tell us a bit about yourself?

Brandon: No claiming about it. I’m a gay bear who can become a real bear. You gotta love that.

Ichabod: I don't understand.

Brandon: I'm a hairy guy who likes other guys and I can shapeshift into a bear.

Ichabod: (((blusters)))Well, that's an interesting claim. I suppose your employers find this shifting quite inconvenient!

Brandon: I work for myself. I own Shift. (((gives Ichabod a long, slow once over))) I’m guessing you’ve never been there.

Ichabod: And what is this place?

Brandon: It’s a club for shifters. You really ought to check it out. You might meet someone there who could….(((leans forward and as Ichabod presses himself to the back of his chair, reaches up to tug on the knot securing Ichabod’s tie))) loosen you up a bit the way I loosened up Seth, my hard-working cop.

Ichabod: (((straightens his tie))) I will have to ask you to keep your hands to yourself, sir. This is a serious interview. I am conducting a study of the disillusions of those who believe in the supernatural. Now, can you please give me an example of how this shifter thing works?

Brandon: (((settling back into his seat with a lascivious grin))) Of course, it was a murder that brought us together. Double homicide right in my office.

Ichabod: (((writing in his notebook))) Naturally

Brandon: I’d already put Seth on my 'to do' list, but it took questioning me as a murder suspect to make him realize just how much he needed to relax and let himself feel for a change. (((closes eyes and takes a deep breath as if remembering something very good, but when he opens his eyes, they are darkly serious))) We both had to break some rules, make some compromises, but we fit like a key in a lock. When we finally got together….well, let’s just say his bed still has the scorch marks.

Ichabod: (((crosses his legs uncomfortably, ignoring that last remark))) Can you offer any proof to this shifter claim? Perhaps provide someone who might vouch for your sanity?

Brandon: Seth would sure as hell vouch for me. He’s seen me in bear form plenty of times. He prefers my human form of course but….(((looks at his hand with a wicked grin on his face))) he doesn’t mind me playing with claws on occasion.

Ichabod:(((sniffs absently and speaks without thinking))) Well, who doesn't?

Brandon: (((laughing))) And plenty of the other guys on the force know what I can do. One of them is a werewolf, you know. Big, gorgeous man. If I wasn’t committed to Seth…..

Ichabod: (((gives him a wry look))) Lets keep on topic, shall we? Can you tell me about this charlatan that has written your story?

Brandon: Silvia’s a wonderfully wicked woman. She really appreciate big, furry men like me and Seth.

Ichabod:(((allows himself a smile))) This Silvia might be mad, but I suppose I would have to agree with her on that one (((leans forward conspiratorially)))Between you and me, that is.

Brandon: (((lets out a bark of laughter))) Maybe you aren't so bad, Icky! Silvia’s got a thing for werewolves. She wrote Officer Wolf’s story in SAVAGE WOLF. Then she sat down with Wolf’s girlfriend’s brother, Jason. He’s a hot little piece of venison – deer shifter, you know. Silvia wrote all about Jason and his vampire lover. She called their story. SEX ON THE HOOF. (((sighs)))
Silvia’s love of sexy shape shifters really knows no bounds. She ever wrote about a coral reef guardian who can change into a variety of sea creatures in REEF'S GUARDIAN.
(((shifts in his seat and reaches down to adjust his impressive erection))) Mmmm. Just thinking about all those big, hard, men and the way she describes them pounding deep into their lovers...
((laughs))) I see I’ve made you blush.

Ichabod:(((trying to hide a smirk))) I wouldn't know what you are referring to, Mr. Lord. Now, is there a way I can contact this Miss Silvia so that I may speak with her personally?

Brandon: Silvia’s easy to find. You can read about all her books at her Website. She shares her hot men and her delicious recipes on her Blog and she just loves to talk food and sex on Facebook or Twitter

Ichabod: And where can my followers purchase this book if they wish for a good laugh? I’m, assuming it is in the fiction category (((snort, snort )))

Brandon: There’s some humor in my tale, but by the end, you’ll be panting and (((looks pointedly at Ichabod's crotch))) sliding you hand up and down your hard cock.

Ichabod: My Word!

Brandon: (((laughs)))Silvia does her job right. You can find the book here: Changeling Press

Ichabod: Well, I can't say I am unhappy this interview is over. Its been most intrusive (((shifts in his seat awkwardly)))
What do you readers think of my guest? Do you think he was telling the truth?

One lucky commenter will win both a copy of my story THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY HOLLOW written by my lovely hostess, Deanna Wadsworth, and any one of Silvia Violets stories from her backlist

Monday, October 3, 2011

Ichabod and The High Prince of Hell

Well readers, I have allowed a dear friend, Ichabod Crane, to hijack my blog for the month of October to champion a subject he has been passionate about for some time:

There Are No Such Thing As Ghosts!

I actually had to get a promise from all of the guests not to cause any harm to my sweet Ichabod, you know smiting him or the like since he is convinced they are all making up their 'supernaturalness.'

I hope you have a good laugh!!

~Deanna

Yes, well that was most unnecessary, Miss Wadsworth.

Nonetheless, I am Ichabod Crane, the schoolmaster in Tarrytown, New York. Recently it has been brought to my attention that more than just my students are in want of a proper education. In my century there are many superstitious folks who tell tales of ghosts and goblins.

Perhaps the most dominant spirit where I live is a figure on horseback without a head. It is said to be the ghost of a Hessian trooper whose head was carried away by a cannonball in some nameless battle during the Revolutionary War. Some allege the body of the trooper is buried in the churchyard and the ghost rides in a nightly quest for his head or a suitable replacement.

It is commonly known is the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow.

While I choose to avoid traveling this hollow at night, it is not for fear of the Hessian ghost taking my head. It is simply a matter of convenience, regardless what that infuriating cad Brom Bones tells people. The road traveling around Sleepy Hollow simply has less going up and down. Since I do not own a horse I must walk everywhere, and I do not wish to tire myself out. The longer road also takes me past my favorite tavern in Tarrytown, not that I could ever mention that to Brom. He would torment me further if he knew… but I digress too much. As the bane of my existence, Brom Bones has a way of sidetracking my thoughts just by the mere mention of his name.

Back to the purpose of these interviews. Over the years I have made a study of supernatural events and sighting. After very little time it was clear to me that the existence of ghosts and the like is utter and complete poppycock. As if some ghost were riding about looking for a new head. It is truly laughable. Nonetheless it seems there are still some folks out there who either believe in such fantastical tales or claim to be one of these ghoulish beings themselves.

Absurd really, isn’t it? Doubtless they might be friends with Brom.

Well, Miss Wadsworth has kindly arraigned for me to interview a sampling of these, shall we call them ‘special’ people. Over the next two weeks they will be stopping by so that they may be given a chance to try and convince me that they are telling the truth and not simply barking mad.

~ Ichabod Crane


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Ichabod: Today we have with us Asmodeus whose story is being featured in a book entitled DAUGHTER OF LUST. Asmodeus claims to be (((cough cough))) the High Prince of Hell and Keeper of the Deadly Sin, Lust. Um, I hardly know what to say to that. Can you tell us a bit about yourself?

Asmodeus : I’m one of the original Fallen Angels, beloved by God and trusted with the task of spreading the gift lust to humanity.

Ichabod: A Fallen Angel? You look human to me.

Asmodeus: (((leans forwards, the light catching a faint shimmer in his green eyes))) Tell me, Ichabod, what do you desire? What dreams make you wake up sweaty, hard, and aching to come?

Ichabod: Pardon me?

Asmodeus: Men with women, men with men, tangled twists of sweaty limbs and shuddering moans. Perhaps Brom Bones with that wicked smile which makes your heart race, standing before you, nude as the day he was born and sporting an impressive erection....

Ichabod: (((blustering))) Is this a joke? Who put you up to this?

Asmodeus: (((continues to taunt him))) Perhaps you see Brom, slowly, gently, stroking his shaft and squeezing a tiny liquid pearl to the tip.

Ichabod: (((face red))) Stop this! This in my interview! Where did you get this information?

Asmodeus: (((leans back into the chair and strokes his lips, smiling))) Well now, I would not have thought you had such passion in you. And for another man...tisk tisk...how deliciously forbidden. I wonder what other little surprises you’re hiding beneath that prim exterior.

Ichabod: (((smooths the lapels of his jacket, fumbling with his note cards of interview questions)))I have no idea what you are talking about, sir. But you think you know what people...lust for? Well, that is all well and good, but I think you could've learned this information from other sources...What proof do you have? Are there any people who might vouch for your sanity?

Asmodeus: (((his lips twitch in amusement))) Would you like to ask my head concubine, Galina? She used to be a nun so I believe you could trust her word on who I am.

Ichabod: Does she believe she is human?

Asmodeus: Or perhaps a damned soul? Someone you know...perhaps your town’s late butcher?

Ichabod: As if I could speak to a dead person. What is the issue with the butcher, any way?

Asmodeus: (((laughs))) Oh yes, he is a fine, upstanding man who happens to have a taste for swapping wives with the miller. Yes, the same miller that the butcher’s widow has now moved in with. So kind of the generous couple to help ease her grief in their marital bed. I wonder what the town will say when she discovers she’s pregnant two months after her late husband’s death.

Ichabod: Well, I don’t think I could ask him any of this and unfortunately you appear unable to be reasoned with. Why don’t we discuss something more neutral? Can you tell me about this charlatan that has written your story?

Asmodeus: (((shaking his head, smiling, his canines lengthening))) Quite an interesting woman, that Ann Mayburn. I rarely meet humans who embrace their sexuality and have an open mind about all the types of love that God has gifted his children with. Yes, I can say God without bursting into flames, but that is a tale for another day.

Ichabod: Indeed

Asmodeus: (((colors shift in his eyes like the northern lights))) Men loving other Men for example. Two rough bodies arching into each other as they grow slick with sweat, thrusting, groaning, taking the pain of a cock in the arse in exchange for a mind blowing orgasm.”

Ichabod: (((speechless mouth hanging open)))

Asmodeus: (((smiling))) Of course, I wholeheartedly give Ann my support with her work. She creates such delicious, decadent sexual stories that help others to embrace their...inner pervert. Does the thought of submitting to another man arouse you, perhaps sharing a woman together? The you should read SODOM AND DETROIT. Or perhaps you yearn to be on your knees, to have another man command you in your pleasure as he paints your face with his hot seed while a woman licks it from your lips, if that perversion appeals to you, if it makes your cock ache, then you should read THE BREAKER'S CONCUBINE

Ichabod: Yes, well...um...perhaps another time. Is there a way I can contact this author so that I may speak with them personally about this...sinful lust they are perpetuating?

Asmodeus: (((chuckles and leans forward so his elbows rest on his knees, tightening his breeches to reveal his erection)))

Ichabod: (((fidgets in his seat, eyes darting south))) Sir, would you stop this nonsense? I asked you a question?

Asmodeus : Of course, you can see a complete list of Ann Mayburn’s works at HERE.
Be warned, some of the samples from her books will hasten your arrival to my portion of Hell.

Ichabod: You don't say?

Asmodeus: You can also reach her through the public notice board, Facebook
She always loves to spread the gospel of loving your lust so I would highly encourage you to contact her with any of your questions.

Ichabod: And where can my followers purchase this book if they wish for a good laugh? I’m, assuming it is in the fiction category (((snort, snort )))

www.annmayburn.com/books.html


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Ichabod: (((tugs on his collar a bit and clears his throat)))Well, thank you for coming today, Asmodeus. It had been very....interesting. I don't know if I believe you are a fallen angel as you claim, but I do think you and this Ann Mayburn have some very inappropriate things you like to talk about. I wouldn't be surprised if Brom Bones did send you to torment and tease me.

What do you readers think of my guest? Do you think he was telling the truth?

One lucky commenter will win both a copy of my book THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY HOLLOW written by my lovely hostess, Deanna Wadsworth, and a copy of Ann Mayburn's TURQUOISE MOON.