Sunday, October 16, 2011

Ichabod and the Bear

Ichabod Crane would like to thank Miss Wadsworth for allowing him the use of her blog to champion a subject he has been passionate about for some time:
There Are No Such Thing As Ghosts!
The following interviews are all his thoughts and Miss Wadsworth would like to post them all with the declaimer: These interviews have no bearing on her own personal beliefs. Please hold none of Ichabod's nonsense against her.

Ichabod: Yes, well that was most unnecessary, Miss Wadsworth. Nonetheless, I am the schoolmaster in Tarrytown, New York and recently it has been brought to my attention that more than just my students are in want of a proper education.

Today we have with us Brandon Lord whose story is being featured in a book entitled PAWS ON ME by Silvia Violet.
It will be available on October 27.
Brandon claims that he has the ability to change shaped and become a black bear. Now, why don’t you tell us a bit about yourself?

Brandon: No claiming about it. I’m a gay bear who can become a real bear. You gotta love that.

Ichabod: I don't understand.

Brandon: I'm a hairy guy who likes other guys and I can shapeshift into a bear.

Ichabod: (((blusters)))Well, that's an interesting claim. I suppose your employers find this shifting quite inconvenient!

Brandon: I work for myself. I own Shift. (((gives Ichabod a long, slow once over))) I’m guessing you’ve never been there.

Ichabod: And what is this place?

Brandon: It’s a club for shifters. You really ought to check it out. You might meet someone there who could….(((leans forward and as Ichabod presses himself to the back of his chair, reaches up to tug on the knot securing Ichabod’s tie))) loosen you up a bit the way I loosened up Seth, my hard-working cop.

Ichabod: (((straightens his tie))) I will have to ask you to keep your hands to yourself, sir. This is a serious interview. I am conducting a study of the disillusions of those who believe in the supernatural. Now, can you please give me an example of how this shifter thing works?

Brandon: (((settling back into his seat with a lascivious grin))) Of course, it was a murder that brought us together. Double homicide right in my office.

Ichabod: (((writing in his notebook))) Naturally

Brandon: I’d already put Seth on my 'to do' list, but it took questioning me as a murder suspect to make him realize just how much he needed to relax and let himself feel for a change. (((closes eyes and takes a deep breath as if remembering something very good, but when he opens his eyes, they are darkly serious))) We both had to break some rules, make some compromises, but we fit like a key in a lock. When we finally got together….well, let’s just say his bed still has the scorch marks.

Ichabod: (((crosses his legs uncomfortably, ignoring that last remark))) Can you offer any proof to this shifter claim? Perhaps provide someone who might vouch for your sanity?

Brandon: Seth would sure as hell vouch for me. He’s seen me in bear form plenty of times. He prefers my human form of course but….(((looks at his hand with a wicked grin on his face))) he doesn’t mind me playing with claws on occasion.

Ichabod:(((sniffs absently and speaks without thinking))) Well, who doesn't?

Brandon: (((laughing))) And plenty of the other guys on the force know what I can do. One of them is a werewolf, you know. Big, gorgeous man. If I wasn’t committed to Seth…..

Ichabod: (((gives him a wry look))) Lets keep on topic, shall we? Can you tell me about this charlatan that has written your story?

Brandon: Silvia’s a wonderfully wicked woman. She really appreciate big, furry men like me and Seth.

Ichabod:(((allows himself a smile))) This Silvia might be mad, but I suppose I would have to agree with her on that one (((leans forward conspiratorially)))Between you and me, that is.

Brandon: (((lets out a bark of laughter))) Maybe you aren't so bad, Icky! Silvia’s got a thing for werewolves. She wrote Officer Wolf’s story in SAVAGE WOLF. Then she sat down with Wolf’s girlfriend’s brother, Jason. He’s a hot little piece of venison – deer shifter, you know. Silvia wrote all about Jason and his vampire lover. She called their story. SEX ON THE HOOF. (((sighs)))
Silvia’s love of sexy shape shifters really knows no bounds. She ever wrote about a coral reef guardian who can change into a variety of sea creatures in REEF'S GUARDIAN.
(((shifts in his seat and reaches down to adjust his impressive erection))) Mmmm. Just thinking about all those big, hard, men and the way she describes them pounding deep into their lovers...
((laughs))) I see I’ve made you blush.

Ichabod:(((trying to hide a smirk))) I wouldn't know what you are referring to, Mr. Lord. Now, is there a way I can contact this Miss Silvia so that I may speak with her personally?

Brandon: Silvia’s easy to find. You can read about all her books at her Website. She shares her hot men and her delicious recipes on her Blog and she just loves to talk food and sex on Facebook or Twitter

Ichabod: And where can my followers purchase this book if they wish for a good laugh? I’m, assuming it is in the fiction category (((snort, snort )))

Brandon: There’s some humor in my tale, but by the end, you’ll be panting and (((looks pointedly at Ichabod's crotch))) sliding you hand up and down your hard cock.

Ichabod: My Word!

Brandon: (((laughs)))Silvia does her job right. You can find the book here: Changeling Press

Ichabod: Well, I can't say I am unhappy this interview is over. Its been most intrusive (((shifts in his seat awkwardly)))
What do you readers think of my guest? Do you think he was telling the truth?

One lucky commenter will win both a copy of my story THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY HOLLOW written by my lovely hostess, Deanna Wadsworth, and any one of Silvia Violets stories from her backlist


  1. Whew! Sizzling interview with a hot bear shifter. Loved it! And gotta love that persnickety Ichabod Crane, despite the attitude.

  2. Persnickety...yup that's my Ichabod...till he gets tied to the bed of course!

  3. Thanks Hank! And thanks for having me and Brandon over here Deanna :)

  4. I love it! And putting it on my gotta have asap list....*S*
    I have wanted "Sex on the Hoof" like, and still want it...LOL
    Thank you!